Terms & Conditions

We don’t like to muck about with complicated “Terms & Conditions”. That said, it’s a legal world. So our terms and conditions are simple.

We are the master of disaster. Whatever we say goes. By making a purchase, you legally agree to be bound by the idea that all we cannot be sued in any way, in any manner whatsoever. Complete indemnification.

That said, we’ll gladly give a full refund to anyone who isn’t satisfied in any way, just let us know within 30 days of your purchase. And don’t wear the shirt too much. If it looks all jib-jabbed up, we’re going to need you to keep it. For legal purposes, “jib-jabbed” means exactly what you think…a stain, signs of wear, maybe you took a bullet to the kidney…that sort of thing.

And here’s our overall privacy policy.